ShinDong: Do you like older women?
SeHun: For me, I like them. A lot.
MC: Why do you speak korean so well?
Chen: Because I’m korean.
MC: Which facial feature are you most satisfied with?
BaekHyun: My hips.
Joon: What’s the difference between korean fans and chinese fans?
Lu Han: The language.
MC: If you can choose someone to walk with you by the beach. Who will you choose?
Tao: I want to walk alone.
Holding signs upside down since 1989
Walking smoothly and then *slip*
Walking and slapped by a clothsline
Tripping down the stairs
Yet he can crack walnuts with his bare hands
And spin items in his finger
Then he gets tricked by Yesung
And if no one wants to high five him, he’ll high five himself
Onew STOP BEING PERFECTLY IMPERFECT!